Report 31 August 2014 Comrades! Boris has found his way to Incheon. Kim Jong-un want to know, “Why wasn’t I told???”*** Under wonderful grey skies in South Chosen, all is well. Boris is taking photos of view from hotel window. Nothing strategic in photos. Distribute this notice to all party members! Keep vigilant! Viktor *** (Kim Jong-un is big fan of basket ball and television show, Number 96)
Heard Boris was on way to Kremlin but was waylaid by pretty lady who seemed to know where he should eat and play. Watch out red square, Boris is coming with his comrade having left their women at home.