Category Archives: Boris

Alex aye-aye-aye

Little is known about Boris and his allegedly nefarious activities. When he is in residence in Brisbane, it is known by a few that he has a weekly sojourn with acquaintances at a competitive event.  It is trivial.  One of … Continue reading

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I wanted Scottish Referendum results

But all I could find was this……………

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The cockatoo said nothing

An encounter at the Zoopark It is interesting how in the Russian language the word, zoopark, is pronounced.   They voice both o vowels individually with emphasis on the first. So it is pronounced “z-oh-ah-park”.   When Boris met the … Continue reading

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Anthropology will never be the same again

Anthropologists??? Boris and Timofei will pretend to be anything.  Now they are studying the eskimos.  Not being politically correct they wouldn’t know a Ket from a Yakut, let alone an Entsa.  They studied the exhibits in the Krasnoyarsk Krai Regional … Continue reading

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The spy story begins

The great spy novel: The Least Wanted Men. Boris:   Timofei, I know we are close to FSB Headquarters, but do you think they have installed a camera here or is it a funny looking rivet in a cement wall. … Continue reading

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Yekaterinburg and surrounds

date: 14 Sep 2014 Boris meets his equal. When our heroes finished their night symphony on a low note, they peered out the hotel window and saw rain. After breakfast they made their way along Malisheva to 8th March Street. There they … Continue reading

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Perm to Yekat

The cafe at Perm 2 vokzal is basic. If you want tea, water is poured into a glass with a teabag. If you want coffee water is poured into a glass with a mystery beige powder. Timofei is still getting … Continue reading

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Pskov 8-9 Sep & more

The bus from St Petersburg arrived in Pskov by simply becoming part of the traffic on the main street, where the flow was not very heavy but it was Constant. Before our heroes realised the situation the bus had gone … Continue reading

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Space program

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Moscow, Wednesday: Мемориальный музей космонавтики The Russian Space Program has suffered a huge set-back. Our incompetent heroes have sought to provide their expertise to the program.Sergei Korolev, from his deathbed, strenuously advised against seeking assistance from these fools. His last … Continue reading

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Moscow Kremlin

The traffic in central Moscow is constant. Whether it be on the seven lanes across Okhotny Ryad or in the narrow streets behind Lubyanka, pedestrians cannot let their attention lapse. Boris and Timofei made their way through cars and traffic … Continue reading

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Order of the Koala

Moscow: Paveletsky VokzalEvery morning in Moscow, Boris and Timofei have made a practice of having a coffee at Costa Coffee shop in the lounge. They have used a spatula to apply the charm to Valya, the unsuspecting barista. The poor … Continue reading

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Moscow Parking

Russia is the largest country, but it impossible to find a parking space in Moscow. According to Boris there are 3.5 cars owned by residents, per authorised and marked parking bay. However, all know that his statistics are totally unreliable. … Continue reading

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Taxi rip off – mafia at it again

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Incheon

Report 31 August 2014 Comrades! Boris has found his way to Incheon. Kim Jong-un want to know, “Why wasn’t I told???”*** Under wonderful grey skies in South Chosen, all is well. Boris is taking photos of view from hotel window. … Continue reading

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Where is that fellow Parminter – Lost again

Comrades There is a rumour that a fellow, named Parminter, is trying to disguise the fact that he really is Boris Beware!

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ALERT: Boris is away again

Brisbane, 14 October 2010 All are to be awake and alert. There are reports that Boris is off again. He has been seen heading in the direction of the airport. It seems the situation has been escalated. Someone in authority … Continue reading

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Boris und der Hund

GERMANY / DEUTSCHLAND September 2010 When Boris arrived on the scene in Muenchen, he decided to mingle with the locals, basically to get the low-down on where to buy cheap bier. He bought an Isor card and proceeded to use … Continue reading

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Was Boris in Trier?

Hopefully the answer is NO! Viktor and Hobson and their group of beautiful frauleinen made it to Trier today. They found it on the Mozel (Moselle) River, but failed to sample the wines. They looked at sights and sites around … Continue reading

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Boris escapes to Regensburg

REGENSBURG 9 September 2010 Boris was reported to be in the alt stadt. (Note to intelligence community: please be more precise in your reports – we are chasing this fool all over Bavaria) Viktor and Hobson and three beautiful frauleinen … Continue reading

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Boris visits Mad Ludwig

SCHWANGAU 8 September 2010 Hobson and Viktor were seen escaping from Riessersee Hotel in Garmisch-Partenkirchen. Questions will be asked about the mini-bar. After driving through Austria, they were stopped at a police road block in the vicinity of Reutte. After … Continue reading

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Boris was seen in Oberammergau

OBERAMMERGAU 7 September 2010 REPORT 1 This is new report from Viktor in glorious village of Oberammergau. Everyone will know famous village of Unterammergau. Oberammergau is just up the road a short distance from Unterammergau. Boris was seen lurking in … Continue reading

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Hobson left Boris unsupervised

Perhaps a little too much luxury … This travel log will be insufferable. For those who are students of the exploits of Boris the incompentent spy, this will come as a surprise. On his current misadventure, he is travelling to … Continue reading

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You have been WARNED!!!

Comrades! You have received this message because you are on the Intelligence Watch List. Also if you are already in possession of some of this informations, consider yourself lucky. That will be the end of intelligence! You are given prior … Continue reading

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